Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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