I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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