I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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