one might say we're banned from that church
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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