i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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