No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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