white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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