The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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