Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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