i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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