remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
