did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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