Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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