i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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