I just made out with a guy for $7.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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