worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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