hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
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