i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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