He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
