So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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