do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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