i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
