Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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