let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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