What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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