Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
