I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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