Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I know her cup size but not her name....
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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