Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
now i know why i became what i already was.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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