I heard we made out
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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