Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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