Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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