Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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