guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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