remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Come share oat with me in your robe
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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