I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
And then he peed in my hair
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