eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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