I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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