walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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