We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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