pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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