Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Do vagina's smell?
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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