Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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