I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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