Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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