Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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