What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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