I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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