Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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