Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Randomize
