Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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