The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
