he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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