Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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