Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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