walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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